What do you think about the "crows feet on your arms" commercial? We have enough to deal with on our eyes. Where are the references to the crows feet in the cleavage? Plumber-crack crows feet? Where else can crows feet reside? This is meant to be light hearted and clean, BTW.
what do the crows think of this development for it is they who must supply the feet?
1. You can’t forget the softener in Solo.
2. Duracell batteries: the adventures of Dorro
3. Tory and Victor Kiam try the new Remington Lektro Blade.
4. You always get your shot when your zoom’s a Canon Sure Shot.
5. The Slipper Expert delivers Isotoner Comfort Slippers.
6. Feel the warmth of the holidays with Isotoner’s new ultra warm booties and slippers.
7. John Madden says ACE is the place when it’s time for ho ho ho.
8. Call Liquid Plumber first…3 Guys Plumbing second.
9. Even after sleeping four long years, Duracell batteries still give you the life you need.
10. Kodak’s easy to use S-series cameras help people take the best pictures of their lives.
11. What did people do before TV? They played Parker Brothers board games, of course.
12. Pop Ebdon, age 100, admires his 74-year-old son’s new Oldsmobile.
13. “Life would be perfect if I could eat Tater Tots every day and the whole world was covered with linoleum!”
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She was only a… The first 29 I found online — the rest I'm guilty of!
*"She was only a plumber's daughter, but she sure 'gave my heart a wrench!'
She was only a stableman's daughter but, she 'handled all the horse manure!'
She was only a hacker's daughter but, all her 'bits were in their proper arrays!'
She was only a butcher's daughter but, she 'could REALLY pack Salami!'
She was only a gynecologist's daughter, but, she sure 'could play her vulva!'
She was only a stockbroker's daughter, but she could really 'ride the BULLS!'
She was only a taxi driver's daughter but, she knew how to 'keep your meter running!'
She was only an accountant's daughter but, she knew how to 'profit from her bottom line!'
She was only a farmer's daughter but, she 'knew her carrots from her carats!'
She was only a furrier's daughter but, she knew 'how to produce minks!'
She was only a programmer's daughter but, she sure knew 'her 1's from her 0's!'
She was only a sheep farmer's daughter but, she sure knew how to 'fleece her flock!'
She was only a preacher's daughter but, she sure knew how to 'fleece her flock!'
She was only a fishmonger's daughter, she had 'crabs on her place,' poor soul!
She was only an electrician's daughter but, she had 'all the right connections!'
She was only a coal minor's daughter but, she had a 'mine of her own!'
She was only a marine colonel's daughter but, she was 'rotten to the corps!'
She was only an artist's daughter but, she knew where to 'draw the line!'
She was only a bus driver's daughter but, she knew 'where to get off!'
She was only an architect's daughter but, she knew 'all the angles!'
She was only a fisherman's daughter but, when 'she saw my rod she 'reeled!'
She was only a minister's daughter but, 'I wouldn't put anything pastor!'
She was only a creditor's daughter, but she 'allowed no advances!'
She was only a taxi driver's daughter, but 'you auto meter…'
She was only a plumber's daughter, but she had 'good connections!'
She was only a surgeon's daughter, but oh, 'what a cutup!'
She was only a photographer's daughter, but she was 'very well developed!'
She was only the village belle, so I gave her a 'ring!'
She was only a golfer's daughter, but her 'form was perfect!'
She was only the milkman's daughter, but she was the 'cream of the crop!"*
From here the rest came out of my sick freaking mind…
She was only a pool man's daughter, but she 'sure had nice pontoons!'
Only a secretary's daughter, but she 'had the nicest fonts!'
Only an auto mechanic's daughter, but 'she sure blew my rod!'
Only an auto mechanic's daughter, but I 'loved her clutch!'
Only a grease monkey's daughter, but 'was sure slippery!'
She was only a plumber's daughter, but she 'sure did love my snake!'
Only a moon shiner's daughter, but I 'loved her still!'
Only a feline fancier's daughter, but she had 'the best pu$sy in town!'
Only a watch maker's daughter, but she 'loved to make time!'
Only a jewelrer's daughter, but 'I gave her a ring!'
Only an ER nurses daughter, but she 'hooked me right up!'
Only a doctor's daughter, but she sure 'made me feel good!'
Only a doctor's daughter, but 'after seeing her I didn't need Viagra!'
Only a pharmacist's daughter, but she 'had unlimited refills!'
She was only a psychiatrist's daughter, but 'after seeing her I threw away my Zanax!'
Only an ophthalmologist's daughter, but she 'was an expert with one-eyed things!'
Only a psycholist's daughter, but 'we blew each others minds!'
Only an orthopedist's daughter, but she 'always gave me a boner!'
Only a dermatologist's daughter, but she'd 'pop me like a pimple!'
Only a neurologist's daughter, but she 'came like an epileptic fit!'
She was only a urologist's daughter, but she 'knew where my prostrate was!'
Only a plastic surgeon's daughter, but 'her tits were homegrown!'
Only a pediatrician's daughter, but she'll 'always be my baby!'
Only an otolaryngologist's daughter, but 'was deaf, no sense of smell, but she had a deep throat!'
Only a chiropractor's daughter, but she'd 'massage my ligament!'
Only a plebotomist's daughter, but I 'loved to stick her and only drew blood once!'
She was only an endocrinologist's daughter, but 'my gland always swelled!'
She was only an x-ray tech's daughter, but she 'showed me things I never seen!'
Only a receptionist's daughter, but she 'always gave me the prime appointment!'
Only a herpetologist's daughter, but she 'had a way to make my snake grow!'
Only a politician's daughter, but she 'could lie with the best of em!'
She was only a vegetarian's daughter, but she 'could toss my salad anytime!'
Only a weatherman's daughter, but she 'always forecast foreplay!'
Only a waitresses daughter, but she 'had the nicest tips!'
Only a comedian's daughter, but she 'always found my ticklish spot!'
Only an astronaut's daughter, but when I 'saw her moon I blasted off!'
Only a millionaire's daughter, but 'the silver spoon wasn't in her mouth!'
Only a manicurist's daughter, but I 'loved to nail her!'
Only a pedicurist's daughter, but she 'made me curl my toes!'
She was only a seamstresses daughter, but I 'loved to unravel her hem!'
Only a cake decorator's daughter, but she 'really dug my frosting!'
Only a junkie's daughter, but 'try as I might I never ODed!'
Only a detective's daughter, but she 'was most comfortable undercovers!'
Only a bartender's daughter, but she 'gave head not to my beer!'
Only a beekeeper's daughter, but 'I loved to sting her!'
She was only a tattoo artist's daughter, but I 'got under her skin!'
Only a fisherman's daughter, but she 'knew where to cast my worm!'
Only a Bluesman's daughter, but her 'nipples were hard as she shuffled!'
Only an accordion player's daughter, but she 'taught me to polka!'
Only a musicians daughter, but you should've seen 'her sound system!'
Only a trombone player's daughter, but 'her own lubrication made her slide!'
Only a violin players daughter, but she 'loved to fiddle around!'
Only a harmonica player's daughter, but 'her tongue was the best part of head!'
Only a Blues harp player's daughter, but she 'had a nice embouchure, on both lips!'
Only a guitarist's daughter, but she 'sure could strum her own G-string!'
She was only a sound man's daughter, but she 'had top notch speakers!'
Only a sound man's daughter, but she'd say, "Don't use that 'tone' on me!"
Only a drummer's daughter, but 'no machine can replace her!'
Only a piano teacher's daughter, but she 'taught me to boogie!'
Only a hippie's daughter, but she 'always gave me a peace sign!'
Only a songwriter's daughter, but 'there was rhythm in her bizzounce!'
Only a singer's daughter, but she 'had the best lungs around!'
Only a saxophonist's daughter, but 'man can she blow!'
Only a poet's daughter, but she 'left me tongue tied!'
Only a writer's daughter, but she 'never left a dangling participle!'
Only a writer's daughter, but she 'left everything clearly obscure!'
She was only a railroad worker's daughter, but 'that's how I learned to ball the jack!'
Only an army sergeant's daughter, but 'I always sprung to attention!'
Only a dairy farmer's daughter, but 'man what udders she had!'
Only a pig farmer's daughter, but she 'really dug my pork!'
Only a hunter's daughter, but I 'saw her rack without a scope!'
She was only a hair dresser's daughter, but she 'loved my shampoo!'
Only a lawn mower's daughter, but her 'hedge was always trimmed!'
Only a prostitute's daughter, but she 'had a good hooker!'
Only a used car salesman's daughter, but she 'knew her way around a back seat!'
Only an attorney's daughter, but she 'dotted her 'i's and crossed all her T's!'
She was only a smuggler's daughter, but she 'had the best hiding places!'
Only an actor's daughter, but she 'loved to play!'
Only a caddies daughter, but she 'could carry those bags!'
Only a carpenter's daughter, but I 'loved to hammer her!'
Only a police man's daughter, but I 'loved her line up!'
Only a camper's daughter, but 'every time I saw her I pitched a tent!'
She was only a jockey's daughter, but she 'gave the best rides!'
She was only a pet shop owner's daughter, but I 'dug her puppies!'
Only a sandwich maker's daughter, but I 'loved to eat her!'
Only a stone mason's daughter, but 'was very well sculpted!'
Only a bedding maker's daughter, but she 'sure had nice pillows!'
She was only a gardener's daughter, but she 'had the best rosettes you ever seen!'
Only a gardener's daughter, but she 'sure made my cucumber grow!'
Only a gardener's daughter, but she 'had the best tomato's!'
Only a communist's daughter, but she 'always gave me good Marx!'
Only an ice cream seller's daughter, but 'I loved to lick her!'
Only an alcoholic's daughter, but I 'loved to liquor!'
She was only a reporter's daughter, but she 'knew where to find the dirt!'
Only a security guard's daughter, but 'she used to rip my boxers off!'
She was only a CEO's daughter, but we 'merged and it didn't cost millions!'
Only an AOL pervert's daughter, but 'we had sigh burr sex!'
Only a dry cleaner's daughter, but she 'left my underwear firmly pressed!'
Only a librarian's daughter, but I 'often looked her up!'
Only a boater's daughter, but she 'had a built in life jacket!'
Only a producer's daughter, but 'when I saw her I always got a hard on!'
She was only a mail man's daughter, but she 'always delivered!'
Only a goalie's daughter, but she 'was an easy score!'
Only a surfer's daughter, but she 'always gave me a woody!'
Only a cosmetologist's daughter, but she 'always put out!'
Only a trucker's daughter, but she 'could take a big load!'
Only an apprentist's daughter, but she 'taught me many things!'
She was only a stock clerk's daughter, but she 'never ran out!'
Only a banker's daughter, but 'her figure always added up!'
Only a 12-stepper's (AA) daughter, but 'we started at thirteen!'
Only a blondes daughter, but she 'was too dumb to know better!'
Only a baker's daughter, but she 'had the sweetest pie!'
She was only a garbage man's daughter, but she 'often let me dump my load!'
Only a machinist's daughter, but she 'was a hell of a grinder!'
Only a welder's daughter, but she 'could melt steel!'
Only a manufacturer's daughter, but her 'baby maker broke down!'
Only a warehouse worker's daughter, but I 'often packed her up!'
She was only a bar room drunk's daughter, but 'had no closing time and never IDed me!'
Only a fruit picker's daughter, but 'man what peaches she had!'
Only a fruit picker's daughter, but she 'had pitless plums!'
Only an illegal alien's daughter, but she 'used her secret on the Border Patrol!'
Only a gambler's daughter, but 'loved it when I rolled her bones!'
Only a drag racer's daughter, but she'd 'blow me and I'd fuel inject her!'
Only a gas station owner's daughter, but she 'let me dip my stick!'
She was only a Master Card holder's daughter, but I 'always fit into her slot!'
Only a TV pastor's daughter, but she 'taught me all about sinning!'
Only a deep sea diver's daughter, but she 'loved to go down!'
Only a zoologist's daughter, but I 'went ape over her!'
Only a biker's daughter, but she 'gave wild rides!'
Only a fireman's daughter, but she 'sure knew her way down a pole!'
She was only a die maker's daughter, but I 'loved all her tools!'
Only a fuel delivery driver's daughter, but she 'was hot as a firecracker!'
She was only a Klansman's daughter, but she 'wouldn't be caught dead under white sheets!'
Only a disc jockey's daughter, but she 'never took commercial breaks!'
Only a mover's daughter, but man she 'wouldn't stop!'
Only a toll collector's daughter, but she 'didn't require exact change!'
Only a clown's daughter, but she 'loved to fool around!'
Only a Mexican chef's daughter, but 'her taco was tasty!'
Only an Italian chef's daughter, but 'knew what to do with my meat balls!'
Only a New Yorker's daughter, but she 'often used the finger!'
She was only a Polack's daughter, but she 'loved my kielbasa!'
Only a Russian's daughter, but 'I loved her borscht!'
Only a Frenchman's daughter, but 'told me all about Paris (Hilton)!'
Only an African's daughter, but she 'could purr. I ain't lion!'
Only an Egyptian's daughter, but 'was always good for a hump, or two!'
She was only a Greek's daughter, but I 'French kissed her a$s!'
Only a Chinaman's daughter, but her 'wok was always cwooking!'
Only a Southern Californian's daughter, but she 'could blow like Santa Anna winds!'
Only a Floridian's daughter, but she 'gave more rides than Disneyland!'
Only a Floridian's daughter, but she 'could blow like a category five hurricane!'
Only a Mississipian's daughter, but she 'had me slurping the blue!'
Only an Englishman's daughter, but she 'loved to Ben Dover!'
Only an Englishman's daughter but she 'had the best crumpets in town!'
Only an Irish man's daughter, but she 'had a special Dublin or nothing!'
Only a Texan's daughter, but 'told me the big in Texas is a myth!'
Only a Muslim's daughter, but she'd 'get on her knees and not face Mecca!'
Only a rabbi's daughter, but her 'bagels were the best!'
Only a Jew's daughter, but she 'had a special Matza balls recipe!'
She was only a Trojan's daughter, but she 'was my favorite condum!'
Only a grave digger's daughter, but she 'knew where to bury the bone!'
Only a calendar makers daughter, but she 'couldn't keep her dates straight!'
She was only a lawyer's daughter, but she 'had the briefest briefs!'
Only a tobacconist's daughter, but she 'soon became a habit!'
Only a janitor's daughter, but she 'knew how to dust my broom!'
Here's the link to my site, now I definitely have music, and me singing "That's Just the Way That I Am," an original, there and pics too. Don't just stop at the front page scroll down and check it all out! Keep checking back it just been updated… I made a new page, "Me and Evilbay (A work in progress)." There are pages "How to Know If you're a New Yorker," by me and "Willys Jokes." A little humor on the serious side! Sign the guestbook too y'all!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
Hey Willy, Man that was some testamonial to women. I still like the blues and will check your web site again. Good luck…(~_~)
1. Whos that kid with the Oreo cookie?
2. Demonstration: Cheer detergent dissolves in cold water.
3. Big news for prune lovers who also love cereal: Sunsweet bite size prunes.
4. Crunch n Munch is love at first bite, youre gonna love it with all your might!
5. She shouldda stopped at WaWa.
6. For clogs at their worst, Liquid Plumber is the plumber to call first.
7. Milk Bone mint flavored dog biscuits put the bite on your dogs bad breath.
8. Think fast! Think Breath Savers!
9. Which side of Crispix cereal is the crispiest, the rice or the corn?
10. Granny, go for it! Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee!
11. New Popcorn Cakes from Chico San.
12. Kermit the frog urges you to help preserve the forests.
13. Listen to the taste on McDonalds salad (doesnt sound nearly as good as a Big Mac).
14. Macys Labor Day sale is such a part of your life!
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This weekend, I got the plunger out and went after my slow-running bathtub drain. After the fifth or sixth plunge, found some very "interesting" material coming up from the drain, like urp or poop. Yerk. I live in a fourplex, so I'm guessing it came from a shared drain pipe. The drain is still almost completely clogged. I tried more plunging (what a workout), however it's worse than it was before. My toilets flush good and nothing came up in my sinks or toilets afterwards. Does this sound like a job for a plumber to auger or do you think a commercial drain cleaner will do the trick? What drain cleaner would work best?
Please do not use chemical drain openers! Try using baking soda and vinegar. The effervescent effect will help loosen up the clog. When using a plunger on a bath tub it is always useful to cover the overflow with a wet wash cloth. This will help create more suction when plunging. If all else fails contact your landlord and let him know about this problem.
Garner Plumbing, located in Tallapoosa, Georgia on Highway 78, is a full-service, residential and commercial plumbing contractor. They started out doing simple service calls, but have expanded to large commercial projects, and they provide 24-hour emergency service for the West Georgia area. Contact Garner Plumbing for all of your residential or commercial plumbing needs!
Visit us http://www.yellowpages.com/info-BS116635616/Garner-Plumbing/?auto_play=true
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I’m obviously not an Obama supporter this election….but I was curious what Obama was going to do with his half an hour. I thought maybe a speech….sorta like the DNC acceptance….but I did NOT expect to see Obama narrating his own “America can relax now…their savior has arrived” story.
I mean…ARE YOU KIDDING ME?..No wonder CNN didn’t want to run it!
I thought republicans were going a bit overboard with their “Joe the plumber” and then “Tito the builder” I mean…we get it …normal people who are voting for you…its obviously pandering..and just makes you appear LESS sincere.
NOW Obama is literally narrating his very own “Joe the Plumber” story in his best “summers eve” commercial voice?
I suppose the commercial will work on some people…but I gotta be honest. I don’t buy diet pills, exercise equipment, or the newest gadget off tv …because people who are that desperate to sell you something OBVIOUSLY don’t have the kind of product that “sells itself”
Obama may still win..but damn….this commerical is NOT gonna help him….at least not with a moderate independent like myself.
Zendog..I'm watching it NOW..are you slow?
People should not fall for his garbage, especially people from Illinois (like me)!
1995 ad for Barclaycard. Inept spy Latham (Rowan Atkinson) faces trouble after he uses Barclaycard to call out a plumber.
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WASHINGTON (AFP)–”Joe the Plumber,” the Ohio man who shot to fame last year after he challenged then-presidential candidate Barack Obama over his tax proposals, is morphing into “Joe the War Correspondent” and heading to the Middle East Thursday, he told Ohio television station WNWO.
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you no that shower on that commercial w/the guy in the shower and then u find out hes the plumber well i think it was from kohl but cant find on website so please give me a link
KohlerShowers.com
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