Dead Ringers - Maximus (russel crowe skit)
An unsuspecting builder and plumber are asked to survey a site they believe needs work. They man they come to meet seems to think he’s Maximus though. Heres a message from one of the great sports involved! “N15gooner” Ringers….Fame at last. Ringers….Fame at last. Robert, Thanx for posting the “ringers” sketch up,..
I’m the fat plumber on the second half of the sketch, its really weird to see yourself on you tube, showed it to my little girl who was amazed to see her dad on the internet.
We run a small Plumbing and heating firm in St Albans Hertfordshire, my business partner new someone that new someone on the BBC production team, and put me up for it, I was sent over to meet a rep from St Albans council to carry out an estimate for some work on the site of the Roman walls and theatre, when I got there a young girl met me and said that she had double booked the reps appointment and he was having his photos taken for some publicity shots, And would I mind meeting him while he was dressed as a Roman General, When I walked onto the set they production team were taking photos of him, just to add to the con of it.
It was filmed in September 2002 and first aired at Christmas, I didn’t watch it, but I knew it was on when I had ten calls and text messages from my pals ripping the mickey from me. I was in a Local builders merchants, when a little old lady asked me If I was the lad from the telly, I denied it and said “it was me brother luv, nobody would get me like that”
some of my mates still take the mickey even today, but you have to take it the way its ment, with good humour. Anyways best be off, I’ve got an aquaduct to build between St Albans and Londinium, but I might sub-contract it out to Freddie McAlpine.
Best wishes, Marcus Ludicrus. Aka Mark the Plumber, St Albans.
Duration : 0:3:58
Talk soon,
Joe Beaven
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Autumnfdaisy4u88 Says:
Do you want to …
Do you want to undress me?
DATEHERWOW (DOT) COM
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
elliot5050 Says:
pure genius
pure genius
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
allthatmcnazz Says:
ah man
gotta love …
ah man
gotta love this quintus
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
xXxmonkeyCombxXx Says:
lol whatever …
lol whatever happened to dead ringers?
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
rascal711 Says:
I must have missed …
I must have missed this. Very good.
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
blackapricot1 Says:
This is great!!! …
This is great!!! hahahaaahahaaaa!
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
archivesbc Says:
poor guys next to …
poor guys next to him, you can’t listen to him speak and avoid laughing
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
mattbelshaw Says:
SKETCH !….
SKETCH !….
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
mayweather2 Says:
fuckinng brilliant
inng brilliant
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
mat876 Says:
fuckk, cnt stop …
k, cnt stop laughing , lol
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
HookandSparrow Says:
brilliant
brilliant
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
bartolemeo Says:
“Mickus”…I love …
“Mickus”…I love it….LMAO
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
KoRnyKenneth Says:
So ed funny!
So ed funny!
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
paddythetinker Says:
“we cant have 20 …
“we cant have 20 soldiers to 1 er” so funny
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
tunercvr Says:
A portaloo a piece …
A portaloo a piece is definitely a bit extravagant - good call Marcus.
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
M3talPwnsJ00 Says:
lolz
lolz
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Westsound191 Says:
Favorited
Favorited
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
jimbosudbury Says:
*Repel invasion.
*Repel invasion.
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
slc517 Says:
*repel invasion
*repel invasion
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
xblondeinthecornerx Says:
“you too shall win …
“you too shall win your freedom (ouch)”
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
roberthurley17 Says:
Glad you enjoy the …
Glad you enjoy the vid! check out more posted by others and also read a message i got from the plumber in the sketch, its in the description! enjoy people:D
-Hurley
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
roberthurley17 Says:
Glad you enjoy the …
Glad you enjoy the vid! check out more posted by others and also read a message i got from the plumber in the sketch, its in the description! enjoy people:D
-Hurley
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
MrCrowley45 Says:
M:What’s your name? …
M:What’s your name?
P:Mick
M:I’ll call you Mickus
HAHHAHAHA
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
savash2 Says:
I think this is one …
I think this is one of the best DR moments.
The second guy (fatter plumber) I always thought was in on the joke as some of the things he says don’t seem natural ie would he really say that the portaloos were an “extravagance” ? Also when he says that they’d need to talk to McAlpine ? I I know he’s laughing all the way, but it could still have been scripted. Anyway doesn’t make it any less hilarious. Culshaw rocks.
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Crackerjacker982 Says:
“what are your …
“what are your needs, what do you require?”
“I need to fortify these walls”
genious =D
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm