How To Get A Good Plumber

Emmet the plumber UK cribs

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FIRST VIDEO~

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A 6 Minute Funny Premiere, Featuring Mr Plumber!

Songs Played:

Bad To The Bone
Party Like A Rock Star

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Calling The Professionnal Plumber.

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This is a song for all the Luigi’s out there.

Happy New Year to you all!

Lyrics:

When life has dealt its cards,
It can often be hard,
To live life in the shadow
Of the leader of the cast
And if you try to stand tall
You often find you fall
But you get used to second fiddle
And only being chosen last

You may be a faster runner
You may be the taller plumber
But you live in the shadow of another
And theres nothing you can do..

So Mario, Mario,
I want you to know, theres more to me
I know I seem to be afraid, but youd too be cowardly
When Mario, You steal the show
And the crowd all cheer and go follow,
I look around, and in the silence,
I realise just how hard it is, being me.

I find it hard, so hard Ive found,
To keep my feet still on the ground,
I slip and slide and seem unstable
When I try to follow you
And anyone I seem to meet,
Forgets my name when we greet,
And they already know, of Mario, They already know of you
It can make my clothes turn green with envy,
It can make my life seem pretty empty
It makes people reluctant to befriend me
And theres nothing I can do

So Mario Mario,
I thought you should know theres more to me
Even though I can jump higher, I still struggle to be seen,
As Mario, Mario,
Although I seem afraid of ghosts,
Im just frightened from the shadow
Of my older brothers legacy.

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An unsuspecting builder and plumber are asked to survey a site they believe needs work. They man they come to meet seems to think he’s Maximus though. Heres a message from one of the great sports involved! “N15gooner” Ringers….Fame at last. Ringers….Fame at last. Robert, Thanx for posting the “ringers” sketch up,..
I’m the fat plumber on the second half of the sketch, its really weird to see yourself on you tube, showed it to my little girl who was amazed to see her dad on the internet.
We run a small Plumbing and heating firm in St Albans Hertfordshire, my business partner new someone that new someone on the BBC production team, and put me up for it, I was sent over to meet a rep from St Albans council to carry out an estimate for some work on the site of the Roman walls and theatre, when I got there a young girl met me and said that she had double booked the reps appointment and he was having his photos taken for some publicity shots, And would I mind meeting him while he was dressed as a Roman General, When I walked onto the set they production team were taking photos of him, just to add to the con of it.
It was filmed in September 2002 and first aired at Christmas, I didn’t watch it, but I knew it was on when I had ten calls and text messages from my pals ripping the mickey from me. I was in a Local builders merchants, when a little old lady asked me If I was the lad from the telly, I denied it and said “it was me brother luv, nobody would get me like that”
some of my mates still take the mickey even today, but you have to take it the way its ment, with good humour. Anyways best be off, I’ve got an aquaduct to build between St Albans and Londinium, but I might sub-contract it out to Freddie McAlpine.

Best wishes, Marcus Ludicrus. Aka Mark the Plumber, St Albans.

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Make sure you have a look at my other vx220na comedy song releases added as video responses to this vid..

No harm is meant by this of course, just a joke folks. Go see my other video “I make a of Myself”

If you find it offensive, Never mind eh! Chill out and have a laugh!

Anyway…

I hope you have a giggle at some/all of it.

Here are the Lyrics..

FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
(c) Lee H (vx220na)
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UGLY SLAPPER
GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
CAN I MEASURE IT
NEED A BIGGER RULER
PUMPING HUMPING
CAN’T SAY NO
TICKLE MY SACK GIRL
I’M GONNA BLOW.

SHOUTING SCREAMING
GONNA TOUCH THE CEILING
HEART IS PUMPING
YOU KNOW THE FEELING
I LAY MY PIPE
LIKE A MASTER PLUMBER
TURN IT AROUND GIRL
I’M GONNA BUM YA.

YOU’VE GOT A FIGURE
LIKE A SUMO WRESTLER
HOOKED ON PIES
AND CAKES AND PASTIES
WHEN THE’RE SOBER
FELLAS NEVER LOOK AT YA
IT’S ONLY WHEN DRINKS FLOW
THINGS TURN NASTY

PISSED UP FELLAS
ARE YOUR EASY PRAY
AND WHEN YOU GET ON TOP OF THEM
THEY’RE GONNA STAY
YOU’VE GOT A FANNY
LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
I SHOOT MY LOAD
AND LEAVE

YOU’VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU’VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU’VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
SHUT YOUR LEGS LOVE, I CANT BREATHE
YOU’VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU’VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU’VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
I SHOOT MY LOAD, AND LEAVE

SLIMMER OF THE WEEK
YOU’RE NEVER GONNA BE
FUCK ME FATTY
WHAT YER HAVING FOR YOUR TEA
LOOKS LIKE ASDA’S JUST BEEN BURGLED
WHEN YOU SET YOURS EYES ON IT
YOUR FAT GUT GURGLES
LIKE THE DEMOLITION OF A BLOCK OF FLATS
GONE IN SIXSTEEN STONES
YER FAT

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(c) Lee H.(VX220NA) 11th September 2007

Thanks for popping by…

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Transcript Extracts:

Sarkozy: Yes, o, Governor Palin. Yes o, Mrs Governor?
Palin: o, this is Sarah, how are you?
S: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
P: Oooooh, it’s so good, its so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
S: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you! And thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
S: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday (NOTE: Hallyday is a French singer and actor), you know?
P: Yes! Good.

S: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
P: Yes. Yeah. Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity
S: You know I see you as a president one day, you too.
P: (Giggle) Maybe in eight years! (Giggle)

S: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.
P: Oh, very good! We should go hunting together!
S: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi. (We could kill all the baby seals).
P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together, as we’re getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
S: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun!
Palin: (Giggle)
S: I’d really love to go, so long as we don’t bring Vice President Cheney.
P: Noooo, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

S: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
P: Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

S: Some people said in the last days - and I thought that was mean - that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that’s completely false. That’s the thing I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada, Stef Carse (NOTE: Stef Carse is a Canadian singer).
P: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundints (NOTE: she calls pundits pundints) and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

S: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr Richard Z Sirois (NOTE: hes a Canadian comedian), have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
P: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as Governor. We have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness! You’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that, ha, beautiful family of yours.
S: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.
P: (Giggle) Well, give her a big hug for me.
S: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former hot top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
P: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that!
S: Yes, in French it’s called Le Rouge A Levres Sur Un Cochon (NOTE: it means Lipstick on a Pig), or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber…it’s his life, Joe the Plumber.
P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.

S: I just want to be sure. I dont quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That’s not your husband, right?
P: That’s not my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.
S: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.
P: Right, that’s what it’s all about, its the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

S: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know, Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin?
P: Ohh, good, thank you! Yes.
S: That was really edgy.
P: (Giggle) Well, good.

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Duration : 0:5:12

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Eddie Cirigliano is a hot-blooded Italian-American plumber with a short fuse, a huge smile, and a heart of gold. As a plumber-he’s old school. He actually comes when you call, and he knows what he’s doing- he’s been at it since he was 14. His customers love him- usually.

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