Sarah Palin Prank Call with ‘Nicolas Sarkozy’ - Hilarious!
Transcript Extracts:
Sarkozy: Yes, o, Governor Palin. Yes o, Mrs Governor?
Palin: o, this is Sarah, how are you?
S: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
P: Oooooh, it’s so good, its so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
S: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you! And thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
S: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday (NOTE: Hallyday is a French singer and actor), you know?
P: Yes! Good.
S: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
P: Yes. Yeah. Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity
S: You know I see you as a president one day, you too.
P: (Giggle) Maybe in eight years! (Giggle)
S: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.
P: Oh, very good! We should go hunting together!
S: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi. (We could kill all the baby seals).
P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together, as we’re getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
S: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun!
Palin: (Giggle)
S: I’d really love to go, so long as we don’t bring Vice President Cheney.
P: Noooo, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.
S: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
P: Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.
S: Some people said in the last days - and I thought that was mean - that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that’s completely false. That’s the thing I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada, Stef Carse (NOTE: Stef Carse is a Canadian singer).
P: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundints (NOTE: she calls pundits pundints) and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.
S: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr Richard Z Sirois (NOTE: hes a Canadian comedian), have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
P: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as Governor. We have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness! You’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that, ha, beautiful family of yours.
S: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.
P: (Giggle) Well, give her a big hug for me.
S: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former hot top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
P: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that!
S: Yes, in French it’s called Le Rouge A Levres Sur Un Cochon (NOTE: it means Lipstick on a Pig), or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber…it’s his life, Joe the Plumber.
P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.
S: I just want to be sure. I dont quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That’s not your husband, right?
P: That’s not my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.
S: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.
P: Right, that’s what it’s all about, its the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.
S: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know, Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin?
P: Ohh, good, thank you! Yes.
S: That was really edgy.
P: (Giggle) Well, good.
Duration : 0:6:13
Talk soon,
Joe Beaven
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kestril9 Says:
well her is …
well her is going back to alaska but too bad for the poor wildlife. What a vicious horrible human being not to mention breathlessly brainless. Imagine what kind of person supports aerial hunting of wolves. .vicious. I hope the Alaskans toss her out. One thing for sure she won’t be president any time soon.. only in your dreams Sarah Dear.
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Darthkirby707 Says:
Mmm, mmm, take away …
Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
laura153 Says:
lmfao. i officially …
lmfao. i officially love this radio station!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
kdcinatl Says:
If it were up to …
If it were up to her, all of these beautiful polar bears would be extinct.
Only a few more hours, and her will be sent right back to Alaska.
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
LiSTENiNGtoMUSiCx Says:
palin got pranked, …
palin got pranked, bam !
what a loser.
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
caitlin505 Says:
S: I must say …
S: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know, Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin?
P: Ohh, good, thank you! Yes.
S: That was really edgy.
P: (Giggle) Well, good.
lmaoooo:)
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Thrashtildeath247 Says:
I think Webster’s …
I think Webster’s Dictionary just got a picture to put beside BRAINLESS!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Woodcock656 Says:
haha i can’t …
haha i can’t believe that they pulled that off. I bet the person who handed the phone to Sarah got yelled at
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
tigerfood23 Says:
Hi, this is Sarah! …
Hi, this is Sarah! We have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you! We, We, We! God, go to the bathroom! I LOVE KILLING ANIMALS! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
tigerfood23 Says:
I can’t believe she …
I can’t believe she actually thought Sarkozy would call her!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
imapotato321 Says:
hahaha, …
hahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAAAA
She sure is a retard, nailin palin… LOL
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
tigerfood23 Says:
I can’t believe she …
I can’t believe she thought any president would call her! OMG
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
addaadollah Says:
That is some funny …
That is some funny man!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
pizzoof Says:
HAHA Hilarious.
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HAHA Hilarious.
Like we say in French : ‘On pourrait tuer des bébés phoques aussi.’ <– That is so funny and she just agrees without even asking what does it means.
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
123654rocky Says:
TRUE THAT!!!!
TRUE THAT!!!!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
lnmitch Says:
What a freakin idot …
What a freakin idot! I cannot believe people are gonna actually fill in a bubble today with her name beside it to be the next vice. That is the freakin joke!WAKE UP CRAZIES!!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
George007Kelley Says:
“From my arse, I …
“From my arse, I can see Belgium–Canadian Prime Minister Steve Carse, saw your documentary–Nailin Palin(an edgy film)”–come on now palin…HOW could you NOT detect the prank…you are such a clueless, stupid, boot-licking, giddy, giggly, valley girl with no finesse, sophistication and common sense…humiliatingly PATHETIC!!!!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Pidixtopoulos23 Says:
Unbelievable…this …
Unbelievable…this woman cannot tell the difference between Sarkozy and a prank and she wants to run for vice-president??? God, this woman is like a female Bush!!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Zatech Says:
That place is …
That place is called Quebec. And even, it’s a pretty forced accent. Really.
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Pidixtopoulos23 Says:
Unbelievale…this …
Unbelievale…this woman cannot tell the difference between Sarkozy and a prank and she is running for vice-president?? , she is like a female Bush!
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
ValencePictures Says:
OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
1vanM Says:
to be fair these …
to be fair these ppl probably speak french there from the french speakin part of canada but ye it sounds weird
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
antidote2010 Says:
“If one vote can …
“If one vote can change the vote for Obama, one viagra can change the world for McCain..” LMAO
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
antidote2010 Says:
“We love ‘Nailin’ …
“We love ‘Nailin’ Palin’.., that was really edgy.” She’s like, “OOOh, thank you!” ROFL
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
TakeAction4 Says:
Nice to hear the …
Nice to hear the real Sarah — not “filtered” by the intellectual elite left wing media! Just Sarah chatting on the phone. THIS is the person John McCain and the GOP have selected as the most qualified person to be VP of the US?!? Ridiculous. Will all be over soon.
Posted on December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 pm